jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via lindsaylohoean)

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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(via phobias)

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psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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(via peroxide-e)

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partycrocanthem:

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

(via suspicious-mindss)

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bogmeaty:

tips to people my age from your vaguely more experienced 15 year old friend mik bogmeaty 

  • your first kiss is going to be pretty boring 
  • just because someone puts their hand in your pants doesnt mean they like you 
  • eyebrows arent supposed to be perfectly even
  • dont smoke weed before school because you’ll just be bored
  • you can type perfectly fine when you’re drunk so stop thinking you cant
  • listen to the mountain goats
  • dont shoplift anything that doesnt fit in your pocket 

(Source: weedjock, via talialap)

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otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via unfollovving)

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